by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019
Get the Turn me up shmeremug. It's the Act of sticking your Male Genitalia into someone's ear and twist it like a car key in it's fob hoping of turning him on either for sexual intercouse or cause he is just a dumb fucking retard
Little Johnny was acting so stupidly to where I shoved my Dick in his ear to turn on his brain so he functions normally. The original turn on.
by Kneegrowingtree334 March 4, 2025
Get the The Original Turn Onmug. I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
Get the Right Turn Clydemug. On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
by Rekunance October 6, 2023
Get the National turn tall people into bridges daymug. When a female spins on that Dick so fast she reaches a dimension where she can turn zero degrees. Results in a simultaneous climax 99.99% of the time.
by DanielsBackandHips June 15, 2024
Get the 0 Turnmug. by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021
Get the turning circlesmug. Never show when you're hurt, take all the pain like a CHAD. Even if it hurts very badly never show tears and just don't end up like Utahime
by #1BiggestHater September 13, 2023
Get the Turn out like Utahimemug.