twitter

A short skinny stick with a feather a the end of it. Used for womans/mens pleasure. Made to tickle the insides.

''Hey babe do you bring the twitter i want a laugh.''

''I couldnt go all the way with the twitter because i kept laughing."

by Neonick12 December 29, 2010

Twitter Twit

1)ALWAYS USING TWITTER!They are addicted to it.They make every excuse to get on Twitter and follow Justin Bieber or some other annoying teen star.
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.

1) Joe:Uhm,mom,I need to get home.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.

2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.

by Stuck On Candy Mountain June 24, 2011

Twitter

The body part between the females twat and shitter

I went down on Subo last night and I swear tae fuck a got ma teeth stuck in the tuft a hair protruding out her sweaty twitter!

by FuckinNawMateDeffosNoAGrass December 24, 2016

squito titters

When a female's breasts are so non-existent, the use of "mosquito bites" cannot be used.

Kat's breasts hang in the middle of her chest, and they're not even mosquito bites. They're squito titters.

by pawtce April 13, 2011

standard up titters

thinking that someone would take it up the arse.

hey that girl is fine.
yeh man.standard up titters

by joshua earle June 16, 2007

FT Twitter

A bunch of racist ass teenagers or grown men who are keyboard warriors, they make fun of the deceased and say cringy shit like “dub” or “in the mud”. They started a stupid hashtag on twitter: #freefootballtwitter because some of their accounts got suspended and they’re being whiny babies about. Imagine hating someone else’s taste in music

Person 1: I just got called a nonce by someone on twitter
Person 2: Was it an ft twitter account?

by koya94 August 27, 2019

twitter

A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow.

Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.

You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters.

I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.

by Crazy Sven April 21, 2007