Tainter 2000

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.

The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.

by Whipped Cream Whale January 11, 2006

Taint

It ain't your balls and it ain't your ass, it's right in between.

"The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge"

"Lick my taint you cunt"

by Therealrothman September 12, 2017

tainted

Being taint. Having been changed by something else. Jerry was tainted by troy

jerry was tainted by troy.

by chris lott June 26, 2008

Taino

Pussy that cant take a joke.

I told a knock-knock joke about vegetarians, but she totally Taino'd out at me.

by Zehn September 25, 2003

Tainted

A black person or a person of any race that has had sex with a black person.

"Uh gross nigga that bitch be tainted! "
"too bad"

by Gary Oak_selina November 16, 2011

Taintish

Being tainty.

Joey C has been being very taintish all day.

by moreta1nts April 21, 2009

titty taint

The space where the breast that meets the chest. A titty's undercarriage.

God damn, I need to change my bra, my titty taints are all sweaty!

by ElitheBarrowBoy December 9, 2008