When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.
"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."
by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021
Get the Troll Strolling mug.Trolling ironically. Commenting and responding to certain content in a positive, friendly manner as if to sound like a grandma supporting her grandchildren on social media. The process is best accomplished when a level of uncertainty or discomfort is achieved such as interacting with someone you haven’t spoken with in a while or a good friend who you’re particularly sarcastic with.
My influencer friend asked “how do you find motivation to get through a hard day?” and I responded “Anything involving whipped cream!” as a form of anti-trolling.
by ohthatdog1334 August 23, 2021
Get the Anti-trolling mug.That guy Mike is a total hole troll, he has hit on LITERALLY every queen, bear & twink in this joint tonight...
by Uncle Ruckus 480 July 8, 2012
Get the Hole Troll mug.Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013
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Get the troll masters mug.A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
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by TiberiusJulius2 January 7, 2012
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