Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

fly swerve

When you don't give a care in the world about anything and u just tryna live fast

Yo, catch me on da fly swerve right quick.

by SirDab December 20, 2019

Tim sweater

A Tim sweater is a sweater with one color, this may include a logo of motive of some sort.
The Tim sweater is recognisable by the material used on the inside of the sweater. This needs to be soft and warm to the touch.

Person 1: "He has a lovely Tim sweater"
Person 2: "Yes! What brand is it?"
Person 1: "Pull & wqBear probably"

by tieslover123 March 13, 2020

Water Sweater

What you wear after taking a shower or bath also see bath robe

Just got out of the bath and my Water Sweater is soft and warm.

by viHartFan April 24, 2020

Man Sweater

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.

“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”

by Farting4Days May 6, 2020

jeff seavey

Daniel seavey's dad, he also is really good at playing people's feelings.

*someone hints at something*
Me:That's a Jeff Seavey right there

by Bessons.chickee August 31, 2020

Daniel Seavey

Daddy

Daniel Seavey is Daddy

Or

Daddy Daniel

by AttractiveCV September 18, 2020