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a stoner

Quite simply a body ore someone who through complete defintion wealds for the extent, value, shape, and contour of the placement, condition, and balance of stones.
It was the Stoner who placed in his trust the opportunity to redevelope the lot, to look like a health mattered jungle for clime.(a stoner)
by RClements June 13, 2006
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pussy stomper

to stomp on a small innocent little pussy.. only a couple of weeks old.. and left fighting for its life..
oh shit im brian and ive just stomped on a little pussy... shit im a pussy stomper
by reccem December 9, 2008
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Stoner

One who smokes mostly everyday, who doesnt care what anybody thinks of their beliefs, one who will go all day looking for money for a nic, and if they dont find the money, they will find a buddy who already has the bud!! One who thinks outside of the box and can go into details... more into details if they were high....
stonerrachel: you gunna toke up that shit or what bro?
stonernick: man im getting to it, but did u see that shit he just did(hes watching tv because hes so baked)
stonerrachel: well man... well... grabs some fritos... dude COME ON
stonernick: (passes slowly)
stonerrachel: HELLL YEA!!!!!!!!!
...... then it gets silent because rachel aint giving his bowl back BITCHES
btw im rachel n nick is my best buddd hes growing tons of weed in his room this very second
by imbakedxrachel March 8, 2008
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Stoner Fucks

A person who can't remember shit, because they are stoned as fuck a majority of the time.
Taco and Rosey are big ass Stoner Fucks.
by Cheese gradders September 25, 2008
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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008
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Stoner

Someone who is a loser. They are usually stupid but mostly due to the fact that they have smoked themselves that way. These people usually work a dead end job and dont amount to anything. They are usually moochers and somehow convince other people to do stuff/buy stuff for them. They need interventions because they cant function without pot.
See that stupid dude/chick? He/she's a stoner.
Bummer.
by Bobby mc queen April 13, 2008
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Stober

When you are such a stoner that even when you are completely sober, you still look stoned.
Did you hear Lucas gave up drugs for a month for his parole hearing?

Really? I just saw him and he looked stoned out of his mind.

Yeah he is just always looks stober.
by Hillary_Love April 28, 2011
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