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Spritzlefragick

To spritzlefragick is to wake up in the middle of the night and get a glass of water. No other liquid can be used in spritzlefragick or else it isn't spritzlefragick, and you can't just wake up from a nap or it isn't the same. Only at night and only water...

A friend and I were sitting up late one night talking about the things we had done that day, and my friend went to get a glass of water. While he was out I started thinking of random words and then this word hit me. It kind of just rolled off of my tongue and the name fit its definition so perfectly that I couldn't help but feel proud.
I had to spritzlefragick last night.
Spritzlefragick by DrEbola December 27, 2006

dirty sprite 

A term used for a drink that has the ingredients Jolly Ranchers, Sprite and cough syrup.
Commonly referred to as "lean"
"Hey man, you ever drank lean/ Dirty Sprite before?
dirty sprite by WRXSTI95 April 21, 2018
Any Claymate's must-have accessory when engaging in any Clay Aiken, viewing, listening, and most importantly MEETING!!! It is used to cool off and refresh the subsequenly hot and bothered!
Look at that great "Waldo" pic.....eeeeks I need a spritz!
Spritz by MOO August 9, 2004

What the spiritual fuck? 

As recently pointed out, "what the fuck" has become commonplace and more vigorous language is sometimes needed to express one's deeper feelings. "What the spiritual fuck" uses the key element of all great art in combining apparently disparate elements into one artistic creation. No one can ever hear "what the spiritual fuck" without stoppiing in her/his physical-linguistic-interpersonal-biological-neuropsychological-artistic-spiritual tracks without thinking a bit.. is that guy serious? How does one integrate "spiritual" with 'fuck" ? As any Christian or Muslim can tell you God and Mary did and "What the spiritual fuck!!!" Who would have guess what the outcome might have been?
"What the spiritual fuck?" My third wife left me, my second ex-wife is taking me back to court, I lost my long-haul trucking license, my medical llicense and my capacity to maintain an erection all in the same week... and besides I just realized... I'm not gay after all... what can I ever tell Mom?
What the spiritual fuck? by TheAlf October 30, 2010
That faggot in Speed Racer's trunk. He's Speed's brother and he has a stupid faggot monkey named Chim-Chim. Those douche bags are always fucking shit up.
Marla Peterson does a racecar puzzle while watching Spritle fuck Speed over yet again.
spritle by Hans Winkerbean April 7, 2008

free-spirited

A polite term for the batshit insane.
Many free-spirited individuals will focus their lives on fun, despite what society may think of them, and often at many a cost to all others within their vicinity.
Holly Golightly is a selfish, irresponsible, and manipulative character--very free-spirited indeed.
free-spirited by shoshkabob November 29, 2012