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Your smile

According to experts and scientists, the brightest thing in the universe is your smile. They think the reason for this phenomenon is fact that your smile is so beautiful and brings so much joy it is the brightest thing ever.
According to experts, your smile is the brightest thing in the universe
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Double Chin Smile

When you're smiling and thinking what the hell at the exact same time.
I double chin smiled when that old cougar asked me out.
by TheLoneRanger September 14, 2012
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Tamil Smile

Some dude: " That chicks fucking hot, OMG "
Other Dude: *tamil smile*

OR

Some dude: " Hi "
Some Chick: " sup hot stuff "
Some Dude staring: *tamil smile*
by Zain xD December 15, 2008
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sailorization

A word used to describe the continuous training and development of a sailor in the United States Navy. It is primarily used by weak and inept leaders to justify asinine policies and beliefs that can't be rationally explained or have any real world, practical, and intelligent correlation to anything.
"Hey, if our facility that's located on a secure military base doesn't contain any weapons, ammunition, specialized equipment, or classified material, has a security system, functional fire detection and suppression, security cameras, and lockable doors, and houses a command that only operates primarily during normal business hours, why the fuck do I have to sit here all night and on weekends on duty doing nothing, guarding nothing, with nothing going on?"

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"Yeah asshole, I know that. But they're also actually watching or doing something. This is retarded and for no reason."

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"You're a fucking moron. Are all Chief Petty Officers required to have a lobotomy before their promotion?"

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"I wish you would go play in traffic Chief. Fucking Hoo Yah!"
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forigner smile

When you smile at someone because you have no idea what they are talking about. This is mostly done by forigners because they don't understand, but sometimes the person is just ignorant.
Pedro had no idea what he was being told to do, so he just put on his best "forigner smile".
by Daiceman June 21, 2006
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Dirty Shiloh

A woman who applies copious amounts of lipstick and then sucks cock. This is repeated several times with different coloured lipsticks until the man's testicles are completely dry. With much practice and skill, the man's penis should look like a rainbow.
Oh what a beautiful penis. He must have been sucked off by a dirty Shiloh
by CoronaMan April 12, 2020
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Sailor Head

Heterosexual felatio given to a man by a woman who was sucking like she's been at sea for months without masculine presence.
She gave me some mad Sailor Head. My dick turned purple.
by Sticky-icky Jackson June 29, 2007
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