grinds my shorts

a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.

When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.

by grindsmyshorts January 25, 2019

Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.

Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”

by pillow1255 August 14, 2022

bombay short circuit

Poking one’s finger up one’s date whilst earnestly pumping one’s fist.

Johnno was engaged testing out a Bombay Short Circuit in the shower.

by Johnny Flange August 15, 2022

short Ghanaian briefcase

To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude

Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma

by TheUma August 25, 2022

Short People Kink

When shortstacks exist and you’d rather fuck them/date them rather then date/fuck tall people, you have a short people kink

“Yo dude, i love short people”
“Ew, short people kink.”

by Unoimia April 28, 2022

Short Nigga Syndrome

Short Nigga Syndrome, only applies to guys named Caleb because Caleb is a short person name.

Caleb has Short Nigga Syndrome

by Aswan’s April 1, 2022

short Mexican girl

Usually concerning on how aggressive they can be. But they can sometimes be sweet

Friend 1: Damn bro why is (blank) so aggressive

Friend 2: Idk man she’s just a short Mexican girl

by The Knightly Knight May 6, 2023