self stimulation

self stimulation .......
yoko maddies wants my sex she had it once but wants more
<3

cha bitch
my sex is great ask that maddie chick whos so scene but i love her
self stimulation ... maddie does it 24/7

self stimulation by brooke &hearts; maddie May 24, 2006

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self loathing heaves

The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally hate for themselves. The self loathing heaves are a thing you don't wish on your worst enemy.

After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.

self loathing heaves by buks July 31, 2008

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self play

The act of masturbation

self play is a bad habit

self play by aa January 15, 2004

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self-deprecation

Modesty abducted and bound to a pedestal.

I am the king of self-deprecation.

self-deprecation by Master of Disater July 15, 2003

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self-disgesting

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-disgesting!

self-disgesting by Yogs April 1, 2007

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self-goating

Verb. A form of masterbation where a man uses his free hand to "pull" his balls back and sandwitches them between his legs, creating a "kinky pain" and extending the length of time before he shoots his load.

Duck: Do you guys ever squeeze yer balls between your legs when your wanking?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?

self-goating by mosh_rave January 25, 2009

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self-maintenance

jerking off; masturbation

I woke up today with major morning wood so I had to do some self-maintenance before I could leave for class.

self-maintenance by well-maintained September 20, 2010

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