A town with a pretty decent public engineering school and no drive-thrus.
1. Poor SLO people, thinking their eng program is as good as UCSDs.
2. I want to go to San Luis Obispo for their sweet Mardi Gras, too bad there're no drive-thrus.
This is where a man and his life partner prepare some "Rice a Roni" in a large skillet all the while, being nude. Once the rice is ready, place in a large serving dish. The two fun boys then begin to manually relive each other to the point of climax. The "gun barrels" then empty onto the rice and thus the "San Francisco Treat" is ready to be consumed. Allow 5 min to settle, add salt to taste.
So, I heard that you and your lover made and ate a "San Francisco Treat" last night. Did you remember to wear a smile?
Specifically, a self abortion administered via canned air and a plastic coat hanger. The canned air is extended into the uterus and expelled, freezing the embryo. Then the plastic coat hanger is use to scrape the frost and ice out.
Valerie got knocked up and didn't think her boyfriend was ready for that commitment, so she gave herself a San Antonio.
The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?