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Rich Dad Whore

A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore
Rich Dad Whore

Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather
by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020
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Harry riches

A man who likes to put a lot of poo down the shower plug hole and blame it on someone else
Don’t mind the smell, Harry riches has been around
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Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
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Rich

rich is a bitch
by deeznutzunited April 19, 2024
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dishwasher rich

When your just above middle class and you think your rich
Woo they must be dishwasher rich acting like that
by hotty girl June 13, 2017
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rich kid

The average american boy/girl who thinks they're so much better than the rest of the earth because there parents make money. Those mfs are spoiled rich kids
Omg did you see jay, Hes such a rich kid!~
by Spoiled rich kids April 8, 2021
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Rich

When someone says something to u and u say it back and it means the exact same thing the u said
(Girl) OMG ur so fat (boy) rich u
by michelin baby 25 June 24, 2019
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