quacked

pt. Farted, let rip, guffed.

Daves arse: "QUACK!"


Anyone present: "You dirty twat"

by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

quack-my-ass clause

Advice invariably found in the literature handed out by purveyors of so-called "alternative" or "complementary" medicine, in which customers intending to buy quackery are advised to check with their GPs first to find what "mainstream medicine" has to say.

The venomous diatribes against real medicine, and science and rationality in general, behind the closed doors of the "alternative" movement should tell you all you need to know about the sincerity of the quack-my-ass clause. On the face of it, it sounds obvious, egalitiarian and big-hearted. However, the real intention of the advice is to ensure that if anyone dies or is incapacitated by taking the quack's advice or products (or by swearing off real medicine, which may not be advised on the packaging but is a stock in trade in the "alternative" industry), if the matter comes to court the quack's lawyer can claim that the product or the service was misused; obviously, they didn't check with their GP, how unfortunate, it's not our fault.

Besides, the quack knows perfectly well their client is unlikely to see their GP or specialist about whatever the problem is, or if they do they won't pay much attention to their advice. If they did, they wouldn't be coming to the quack in the first place.

Ah, here's the booklet; 123 symptoms this product may be able to cure, 256 further lists of types of people the product may be able to help, 25 more natural products from the same factory that might be able to balance your energies and so on, and, oh yes, the quack-my-ass clause.

by Fearman September 10, 2007

Quackers

Specially assigned Duck crackers found in remote places in Africa

Winston Churchill : How is your Duck today?

Cheif !zaboule : I don't know last time I say him he was eating some Quackers

by Nuggets From Hell July 13, 2009

quackamole

A very efficient and "hard-hitting" product development team.

This team worked harder than a quackamole! -Kim J

by Hairy2018 January 18, 2018

QuickStatus

Adjective. To be fast. To do so rapidly. To accomplish a certain task with fast speed.

Damn homie! That foo did that shit quickstatus.

by Nehc March 16, 2004

quickasode

Editing down a 1 hour television show into a 5 minute recap without losing any of the story line.

I watched the quickasode of Damages last night and didn't have to waste on hour getting caught up on last weeks episode.

by smokey07 February 27, 2009

Quickture

A quick picture (photograph);

an alternative to 'point and click'

'I'm just going to take a quickture!'
'What of?'
'Er...'

by WackieWatty October 27, 2009