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Queef

The mispelling of the name of a very famous African American actress
by yououououo November 30, 2003
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Beef Queef

A physically imposing man who is completely inefficacious.
Tyrone hard? Shit. Tyrone ain't hard. I seen that nigga fight. That nigga's beef queef.
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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Queef nut

The air bubble that builds up in a vagina before queefing.
Janet: oh my god my queef nut is gonna burst!

Bill: what the hell?! Let me get out then! Hoe!
by W3nd1g0 October 29, 2009
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Queefaquarium

A bucket, bottle, jug, or cup that 1 or more girls has queefed in.
Guy 1: "Dude, i'll give you a hundred bucks if you smell this." (smells)

Guy 2: Dude, bro, this smells terrible!
Guy 1: (laughing) He just sniffed a queefaquarium, hahahahahahahahaha
by Jcopcopcop April 11, 2011
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Queef Patrol (QP)

patrols queefing. an organization that looks for and eradicates dumb bitches (db's). moderates use and meaning of the word queef
me: hey are you on Queef Patrol (QP) tonight?
ashton kutcher: yeah let's go get some dbs.
by QP123 July 7, 2011
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Queef Tartar

The act of putting high grade premium raw beef into one's vagina and then queefing it out.
"That guy's a freak"
"Yeah, I heard he enjoys Queef Tartar on the regular"
by modestmouse32456 October 21, 2011
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Queef Fries

French fries, usually served at McDonalds, that have been queefed on by the fat mexican with the headset. The fries will not have different taste unless it was a liquidy queef.
Why did that lady hand me french fries and call them "queef fries?"
by Wasua December 17, 2012
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