Procrastinight

A popular status started by Kristen.

Why are so many peoples' statuses the urban dictionary definition for Procrastinight?
um cuz kristen started it...

by Meggieandtheferociousbeast May 2, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.

by Procrastibator69 June 19, 2011

Procrastipacking

Waiting until the last minute to shove random clothes in a bag before going on an extensive trip.

Sally's mother was upset because she was procrastipacking 30 minutes before they had to catch their flight to Guam.

by dinosaurusus August 22, 2011

Procrastiductive

when the typical average human being procrastinates from doing a life's necessity to engage in a personally profound enterprise. Yet this individual is still doing something productive on a personal measure.

Parents: "Clean your room, do your homework, do your chores. You're procrastinating."
Me: (Setting higher life standards through the entertainment quality of my tumblr page therefore being a stupendous citizen and social network occupant, cultivating cultural interest through watching informative youtube videos and studying the patterns of human interaction and being socially involved through facebook)

...

"No. I'm being procrastiductive."

by Hendrikplantsoen September 2, 2013

Procrastibate

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.

I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.

by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013

Procrasturbating

Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.

by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015

Procrastination

I'll put up a new word later.

I'll upload this later. Procrastination

by SubMachineFrost January 31, 2016