A child that a gay person had with a member of the opposite sex before realizing that he or she was gay.
"Melanie took her daughter Blossom to the park this morning."
"Melanie and Candace adopted a child?"
"No, Blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from Melanie's marriage to Mark a few years ago."
"Melanie and Candace adopted a child?"
"No, Blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from Melanie's marriage to Mark a few years ago."
by Commentator X April 27, 2010
by daddy bee October 17, 2010
A problem that plagued many adventure games in the computer gaming market during the 80's and early 90's, wherein the way in which one had to proceed was so ridiculously complicated and obtuse, you'd have to be psychic to know it on your own.
The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.
This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.
Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
The game developers expected you to either be psychic, buy a guide book, or call one of their ridiculously priced tip lines to rack your parent's phone bill up the ass, just to get past one screen.
This is obviously no longer a problem in games today, given that the internet now makes it easy to find a walkthrough for pretty much any game.
Often results in frustrated pixelbitching
Person 1: "How's Simon the Sorcerer going dude?"
Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
Person 2: "It's good, but some of the puzzles are ridiculous! One of them, I had to try and wear a dog, so that it would be magically transformed into a pair of Hush Puppies, to sneak past a guard. Good thing I found a walkthrough online, but talk about pre-millennial psychic expectancy!"
by relative-frequency, September 18, 2012
Person A: Choose life! (while holding a picture of an aborted fetus)
Person B: Please stop peddling your pre-term necrophiliac porn
Person B: Please stop peddling your pre-term necrophiliac porn
by Buster Hymen 84 September 11, 2010
Gay Pre-op Trany born gender neutral but with parts both upstairs & downstairs... a little bit of both if you will. Some parts nipped, some parts tucked. If you drink enough alcohol you won't know what your dealing with or what goes where.
"I Toats hooked up with that pre-op MTF last night but I don't know who banged who & I'm a little sore on the backside"
by Sinners Like Me November 26, 2020
Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.
Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."
by ChiStriker June 23, 2011
Pres butan to start game. Role dise to go. For the love of Juan! Pres butan! Miguel must role dise now! Daler Mehndi is playing. Must pres butan and role dise to go! BUTAN NOW! HaIrY_TeStIcLeS! THEY NO PRES BUTAN!
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· Miguel, yes
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· and Juan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· who is miguel?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• miguel
09:49pm ·@Makoto· and who is juan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• the one who must pres butan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· what butan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• juan's job is to role dise
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· One must pres the butan to start ...
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• THE butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the other .. must role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· start .. go ... they go hand in hand
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .. its all about the butan
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• yea
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· if you didnt have the butan .. then you couldnt role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· since the butan .. starts ... the game
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .... the butan .... ((_)
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• for the love of juan! role dise to go!
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· YES PLEASE
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· i hear it .. i hear a faint ... JJOK!
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan = game start = must role dise = bg music daler mehndi
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· and Juan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· who is miguel?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• miguel
09:49pm ·@Makoto· and who is juan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• the one who must pres butan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· what butan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• juan's job is to role dise
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· One must pres the butan to start ...
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• THE butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the other .. must role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· start .. go ... they go hand in hand
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .. its all about the butan
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• yea
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· if you didnt have the butan .. then you couldnt role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· since the butan .. starts ... the game
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .... the butan .... ((_)
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• for the love of juan! role dise to go!
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· YES PLEASE
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· i hear it .. i hear a faint ... JJOK!
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan = game start = must role dise = bg music daler mehndi
by KS March 15, 2004