Pinewood Builders Security Team

1. That Roblox subgroup of that Sci-fi group (AKA: PBST) where an Orion Pirate works at.

2. That organization where some jacked cadet was working for, and had to kill multiple people working for another organization.

3. A subgroup of Pinewood Builders where Cadets get ranked, to the title of "Tier 1", then after two weeks, get "Tier 2", the after an evaluation plus consensus, "Tier 3" and eventually get demoted.

4. An organization where some unique person (the person writing this) in that group works at.

1.
Tier 2 Officer: Say, have you seen Star Trek?
Tier 1 Officer: No.
Tier 2 Officer: There's an Orion pirate working for Pinewood Builders Security Team as a trainer.

2.
TMS Sergeant: Oh God, that ain't good.
TMS Operative: It's that Salty Cadet!
*Gets their necks snapped by Salty Cadet*

3.
Newbie Tier 1: At least this rank will be good.
*Gets promoted to Tier 2*
Newbie Tier 2: Now we're getting somewhere!
*Gets pronounced to Tier 3*
Newbie Tier 3: Okay, now we're going to perfect territory!
*Gets demoted back to Cadet*
Cadet: Damnit.

4.
PBST/PET Fan: (Says OP's handle)
Me: Yes?
PBST/PET Fan: Can I have a photo?
Me: No.
PBST/PET Fan: Okay!
*Proceeds to snap photo*
Me: OH THATS IT BUDDY!
*Proceeds to beat them up with a baton until they're oofed*

by SBPepperminion February 11, 2023

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Piney

A person living in South Jersey's Pine Barrens in the rural towns of Chatsworth, South hampton, Whitesbogs, Browns Mills, Pemberton, tabernacle or whiting that don't affiliate themselves with more developed urban culture indicative of the tri-state area in which they live. Piney's typically looked rugged, rough around the edges, blonde white people and give off a hillbilly aura when around more secular and independent urbanites. Pineys are less sophisticated and scoff at upward social mobility because that isn't possible in rural NJ. Pineys indulge in activities conducive to their environment, such as: riding dirt bikes, canoeing, smoking pot all day, being uninformed on current topics, despite having internet access, all in on traditional family values, and general accessorizing within their bubble of ruraldom. Most make less than 50k a year since there isn't big business in Rural south jersey. Pineys can be generaly good people , but they are many times a victim of circumstance, which explains the drug escapades that plague their towns.

You: Every time I visit my family, they mock me for being successful and trying to get a leg up in the world.

Friend: Dude, it's nothing! They're fucking pineys. Who cares.

by mrbelfort February 20, 2023

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