Peterologist

A slut who gives sex reports on dates she goes on, and tells all her friends how big her dates penis was.

Susy: How was your date last night?
Mary: Bad! It was a short one and he almost got stood-up.

Sex Peterologist Peterologist says Shorty Pterologist says Bigunn Peterologist got a Deep Peterologists Throat

by Webster Poindexter November 25, 2016

Peter Pan

1.) he neverlands
2.) late bloomer
3.) a sex position

Let's do the Peter Pan!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter

I bought a Peter Heater for my friend

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

Peter Maxwell

Cutest boy you'll ever see, very in love with his girlfriend, massive dick, thinks he's funny (but actually is), Boy Scout fag, did I mention massive dick, very good to go camping with, very sweet, bad driver, and can't handle liquor

"I'd bang Peter Maxwell"
"I sure do love my Peter Maxwell!"

by Poonmiester69 August 17, 2017

peterborough threesome

Sober, drunk, or high - or all - you convince a relative, extended or immediate, to have a threesome.

Last night was a complete blur, I woke with my girlfriend and uncle in bed , I think I had a Peterborough threesome.

by Motorhead Collins October 20, 2017

peter parsnips

an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush

“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme

by dirtity bitch November 17, 2017

peterfillin

One dose cure all application to rid most symptoms of all chronic and one time illnesses.

The chic needs some peterfillin

by Jam Boffa November 25, 2017