one-way-relationships 

When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest

Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships

one-way-relationships by lolcatinhat September 15, 2013

One Night in Batista 

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.

One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.

One Night in Batista by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

One Thrust Bust

With one thrust of the male's penis, into a female's vagina, Your Load has been blown.

"Tyrone is working his way to 30 seconds, but still ends up with the One Thrust Bust."

One Thrust Bust by Thomas Ryan Baker August 21, 2008

One Direction

The Worlds worst boyband they can't sing they can't dance and all the fans love the ugly curly haired one, whenever something bad happens they all go mad like when they get girlfriends. The fans attacked TWFanmily when they came out of The Wanted tour because they are all Twats.

Directioner: OMG Harry is going out with caroline flack! We have to kill her now! One Direction have to stay single for me!

TWFanmily: Max Is getting married to Michelle Keegan I'm so happy I can't wait for the wedding!:)

One Direction by Love The Wanted! October 27, 2012

One Direction

Five clean cut X-Factor rejects that couldn't last on their own, so Simon Cowell slapped them together, and One Direction was born. All you need to know is their music is soulless and migraine inducing, they're only famous because girls think they're cute, they're basically a group of British Justin Biebers', and their fans are insane.

They're the herpes of music - they just won't fuck off!

Reaction to What makes you Beautiful: "You don't know you're terrible."
Reaction to One Thing: "I need an aspirin."
Reaction to Live While We're Young: I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, alright."

Conclusion: One Direction need a one way ticket to irrelevancy.

One Direction by OneDirectionSuck(andsodoyou) August 27, 2013

One Direction

Five Justin Biebers

Person 1: What is worse than a Justin Bieber singing?
Person 2: Five Justin Biebers singing!
Person 1: I don't think it would be possible for such abomination to exist!
Person 2: Well, we are living in a really messed up time. It is called One Direction.

One Direction by imthebestkthnx December 13, 2012

One Direction

A group of five Haploid Zygotes who will soon turn into Gaymetophytes

One Direction:

Louis Zygote

Harry Zygote

Niall Zygote

Zayn Zygote

Liam Zygote

One Direction by Tomlingay November 14, 2012