shitting in my toilet

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.
Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."
by grass_head February 13, 2020
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toilet paper poke

When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself.
I heard Lou had a toilet paper poke over your crib last night, you should kicked that fucker out.
by HoodAche October 26, 2007
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toilet bowl stout

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.
Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 21, 2008
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quagmire toilet gaming

a funny shitpost channel that uploads funny memes
quagmire toilet gaming
by nike kicks March 29, 2022
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Toilet seat necklace

T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...
1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."

1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"

A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N
by Adam Mokriy feat hotrod May 27, 2012
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Skibidi toilet syndrome

Skibidi toilet syndrome or STS is a syndrome causing the victim to be afraid of bathroom appliances such as urinals or toilets. This usually occurs in young children. The fear usually stems from the short videos of “Skibidi Toilet” by youtube shorts user “DaFuq?Boom!” On YouTube.
Martha: Steve , check on Billy for me! He's supposed to be potty training.
Steve: He screams whenever I ask him to use the toilet. He said its a “skibidi toilet”, whatever that is.
Martha: I’d call it skibidi toilet syndrome.
by Cockashit September 16, 2023
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