Myspace 

A pathetic excuse for a website. Constantly littered with "You just won a free hooker" pop-ups.

Myspace-A place for fucktards. (see fucktard)

Myspace by OdderPop March 31, 2009

myspace 

1.) a place where ugly,fat,weird,and creppy people suddenly become sexy and talk with complete strangers


2.) a website where old pervs talk to fastly developing 13 year olds to "get off"

1. i can't wait to go on myspace to talk to my sexy baby robert


2. yessssss lisa show some clevage. god i love myspace

myspace by jk33 March 13, 2009

Myspace 

Where young children go to get raped by pedophiles.

Principal: Do you have a Myspace?

Student: Yes, sir.

Principal: REALLY!? WHAT IS IT ME TOO!!!!

Myspace by Bubs McKenzie May 4, 2009

Myspace 

Website where teenage girl whore themselves out in hopes to find a boyfriend but only end up getting some old sixty year old pervert and end up getting raped

oh my god did you hear about Nikky who exchanged adresses with that weird guy on myspace and got raped?

Myspace by ghostgirl360 May 14, 2009

Myspace 

A place for friends? I think not. How bout a PLACE WHERE NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!!!

Ashley: Okay, my tv ALWAYS has something else wrong with it!!!
Jessica: Sounds a lot like myspace. Are they related?

Myspace by RandomDictionarySurfer July 12, 2009

myspace 

a place for friends to add each other to figure out popularity to which is mostly fake because they add every joe shmo that clickes on them which makes them a partial whore nd for people at school to go "OMG you got 1097 friends your so popular" then they say "why dont u add me myspace.com/zidast302" just to realize that all it really does is get inside your head and destroy membrane after membrane till theres nothing left then your just a loser bimbo dumbass standing on the corner of a 7-eleven parking lot asking every shmuck if they have a cigarette.

im so popular on my myspace

myspace by whoha1638 August 18, 2009

myspace 

Facebook for 90's nostalgics who can't accept that we are in the 21st century

Why are you using Myspace, Myspace is a 90s thing. Get with it already.

myspace by IJustGotAPUSH'dOffACLiff May 3, 2016