Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Muff Bomb

A Muff Bomb is when a person smokes weed before going down on a girl and then he/she exhale the smoke inside of her pussy.

Dude, I totally did a muff bomb one this one night stand last night. My dick wasn't the only thing she was high off of.

by Knight School July 27, 2016

Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025

Muff

Milf titties

I love them muffs man

by Jaybirddaddy November 3, 2020

Muff Catcher

Some type of covering that women wear to cover their 'muffs' or

Strip clubs either have ladies with or without muff catchers.

by lady of knowledge December 6, 2009

Muff

A comical saying, commonly used as an ending to an insult, includes the forms of muffing, muffed, muffs or muff-dick. It can be used as an expression of disappointment or disgust usually after a ugly bricked shot in a game of 4 on 4 Lifetime basketball or in the situation of guy getting rejected by the hot girl next door, who is also a slut. In noun form, calling somebody a Muff is basically like saying, wow you're an extremely lame asshole with no game of any sort. This phrase is used by teenagers throughout Minnesota and can surprisingly indicate joy or laughter when said in a easy-going predicament.

EXAMPLE #1
Joe to Dave - "Hey nice shot asshole! *Fart noise* MUFFFFFFFFFFFF!"

Dave to Joe - "Oh fuck you dude."

EXAMPLE #2
Jake - "Bro did you end up getting your ding dong rubbed by that slew next door?"
Armin - "Nah man, I thought I had her on lockdown but her dad was home."
Jake- "Hahahahaha muffffffffffffffffffffffffff"

EXAMPLE #3
Reggie - "Did you hear about the new shake-weight? It looks like somebody's masturbating when they use it."
Damian - "Oh no way hahaha, that's only something a muff would use."
Reggie - "Shit, these damn muffs are taking over the world nowadays!"

by Pizza guy 101 September 1, 2013

Muff Cabbage

The muff is the vagina and the cabbage is the gunk that a nasty hoe gets rotting inside her vagina. Such as old semen, STI's, infections of sorts, inside the vagina.

Bitch, dont talk about my family!!! You got muff cabbage you nasty cracker, and your grandma is muff cabbage!!!

by CrackerHoe October 17, 2010