It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes
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Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
Get the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln. mug.When I was 5 years old in Disney word my ears were big and had the Mikey mouse look
and Jeffrey dean morgan character in extant when he tricked Halley berrys character and subdued her he had a “Mickey Mouse look”
and Jeffrey dean morgan character in extant when he tricked Halley berrys character and subdued her he had a “Mickey Mouse look”
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"Mousedeered" is a slang term for "insomnia", derived from the Indonesian word "kancilan" with this same meaning — which is in turn derived from the Indonesian word "kancil" meaning "mouse deer". Mousedeered is commonly caused by excessive caffeine consumption (especially through black coffee) and screen time within an hour before bed.
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