Monta Vista High School

The school in FUHSD that dominates at IDC Rallies. You other schools better back off.

Monta Vista high school will dominate at the IDC rallies.

by kellyswag December 9, 2012

Mountain Home High School

Teeming cesspool of idiocy in Mountain Home, AR. Populated almost entirely by nerds, douchebags, bros, skanks, and kids that want to be METAL (!!!). Approximately 95% of the teaching faculty is made up of washed up, balding coaches who don't actually understand most words, complex sentences, or even the idea of books themselves.

"Hey Mountain Home High School bro, let's rub assholes!"
-Kord Stufflebeam

"Fresh idea, bro!"
-Coach S

by MH BROS FO LIFE DURHURR July 14, 2010

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull nuts. Idiots eat them.

"Hey Joe, lets make us some tasty Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Aren't they bull nuts, fred?

Yes..."

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

columbian cum mountain

when strapping a man down, while 17 other men wack off and jizz all over his body and then throw the man off the mountain.

that guy deserves a columbian cum mountain.
do you recon he'll survive a columbian cum mountain ?

by cumstriker May 13, 2010

mountain lightning

An off brand mountain dew. Made by Sam's Choice, which is usually found at walmart. Priced at $1.97 for a 12 pack.

Hey, that mountain lightning is cheap. Let's get it!

by ugarmyxskillet July 19, 2005

Mountain Money

The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd)

Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.

Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.

Camping Scenario 1:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."

Camping Scenario 2:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."

by Real NoName March 7, 2010

Mountain Dew

The nectar of the gods.

Hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: more mountain dew, bitch.

by Gulliver Foyle III January 22, 2009