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by BigT283 September 14, 2022
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Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
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person1_ no fucking way what the fuck you bitch i was supost to get it i gave you the wrong one sorry this is the one
mam_ bitch what the fuck awww hell naw you can kiss my ass runs
homeless man_ can i have some change
the kid frome a typ poler express_ run bitch run
white cop: mam i need you to step out the car
mam: fuck off
white cop: weewoooweeewoooweeewooo
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