Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind

BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

by Patriot Academy Cadre June 8, 2011

Johnny Two-Face

often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.

"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"

by Matt Sturbate October 31, 2004

Johnny G spot

a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o shit jeep talks to weird ass fucked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now

me: damn it kid quit being such a fuckin johnny G spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by sam lo dub swagg law October 14, 2010

double 0 johnny

when a guy jacks off onto his hand and then wipes it off on something commonly used by a friend, as a prank.

When Zack left the room, Alex did a double 0 johnny on his chair.

by Esber April 20, 2007

Johnny Bench Called

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.

Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.

by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010

johnny boy

A johnny boy was the guy who always used to like disco music in the seventies whereas other guys were into rock or punk or reggae. Characterised by perfect hair that was too perfect, wide flared trousers, preferably side-pocket baggies and shirt collars the size and shape of Concorde's wingspan, they used to hang round in groups at nightclubs trying to pretend they were classy cocksmiths when everyone, the girls included, always thought they were prize wankers

Johnny boy, he was a johnny boy and he couldn't even care

by cherryeater September 6, 2010

Johnny

Often a player, 6 feet tall, gets all the big BOOBAS, popular kid and the center of the universe.

how can we compete with min, he is a johnny

by itsBlackNight March 18, 2021