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john green

John Green is the author of Michael L. Printz award winner Looking For Alaska, and the Michael L. Printz runner up, An Abundance of Katherines. His newest novel, Paper Towns, will be released in September 2008.

In 2007, John and his younger brother Hank, decided to go an entire year without using textual communication. Instead, they did daily video blogs on YouTube and talked on the phone. Their vlog project, Brotherhood 2.0, gathered thousands of followers who came to be known as Nerdfighters.
I just got this book at the library. It's called Looking For Alaska by John Green.
by Nerdtasticallyinclined June 29, 2008
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John Madden

Probably one of the funniest commentators ever to exist on this planet.

Known for repeating himself multiple times in one sentence.
Now what we're seeing here is a definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a face which it's not because he's not John Madden.
by Guschdas November 13, 2007
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John'd

John'd
The act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:

- drinking alcohol
- smoking pot

This is mainly used in western Canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.
Aw man, Brandon and I got so John'd on the weekend, we couldn't see straight
by Dhelsdon February 2, 2010
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john fletcher

hot sexy cute fun to be around and a gangster sometimes and it totally fun to talk to and have good conversations with and he is good at scaring people
by haha no one special December 15, 2013
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John W Henry

John W Henry is the cheapskate owner of Liverpool Football Club and the Boston Red Sox. Instead of putting money into Liverpool’s team he’d rather buy himself his 50th yacht. Usually goes behind fans’ backs in search of more greed with the prime example being the European Super League, which he only backed out after being slaughtered by the fans, ex players and media.

He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.

He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.
LFC Fan 1: “Where’s the money John?”

LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”

LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”
by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum September 3, 2021
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John Woo

The director behind classic hong kong action films such as Hard Boiled, The Killer, Bullet in the Head, Face/Off, and A Better Tomarrow.

John Woo's films revolutionised action movies and inspired other directors such as Quentin Tarantino and the Wachowski brothers with thier dramatic storylines and action scenes that showed characters using two guns at once.

He recently has been making Hollywood action movies in the US, even though most people argue that his work in hong kong was his best work.
Without John Woo there wouldn't be movies such as The Matrix or Kill Bill.
by srcx1202 August 23, 2004
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John Fitch Vodka

The lowest quality vodka sold at Peerless Liquors in Fitchburg, MA for about $10 for a handle.

Drinking this liquor straight from the bottle, or a shot glass may cause vomiting, black outs, bad decisions, and in rare cases sex with well-endowed leprechauns looking for their lucky charms. So beware.
Person 1- "I totally drank like ten shots of John Fitch Vodka last night."

Person 2- "Yeah, you totally nailed that leprechaun, and he got his lucky charms back."
by NikkiDubz January 15, 2009
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