Las Vegas Shuffle

If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.

My best friend been fucking my wife. So, I Las Vegas Shuffled his sister.

by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020

Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A Religious shuffle created by the urban legends "Bahaatoeima" back in 1600 B.C. representing their love for their king.

"Oh master how much i love you! -intensely does the bahaatoeima shuffle-"

by Minecraftcreeper4928 December 21, 2023

memphis shuffle

a quater note with a dotted 16th note lead in to the next unit over an over....duh, de- duh pattern created by Curtis Mayfield from Memphis...Tennessee...

Curtis Mayfield created the Memphis shuffle

by little roger November 21, 2015

hooker shuffle

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.

I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.

by Captain Minty August 28, 2017

Ashkenazi shuffle

An Ashkenazi shuffle is when someone employs high verbosity and obfuscative language in an attempt to bewilder or confuse their opponent in an argument. It can involve using complex language, irrelevant details, or tangential arguments to divert attention from the central topic or to make it difficult for others to follow the discussion. It can be perceived as a form of intellectual manipulation, aimed at gaining an advantage in a debate or discussion, often characterized by a style that resembles a rhetorical dance, where clarity and directness are intentionally obscured. Especially in a way that the user deems to be characteristic of a Jewish person.

"Instead of providing straightforward answers, the politician engaged an Ashkenazi shuffle, leaving the audience confused about his stance on the issue."

by Canyon Writer July 8, 2024

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Fulham Shuffle

The art of luring a prospective partner to bed, often with over-dramatic implications of an epoch-defining sexual encounter, before abruptly changing course and either 'shuffling' out of the situation or using it as leverage to make previously unclarified demands.

So called because of its avid use amoung the people of Fulham.

Popular additions include pretending to pass out (If in doubt!), claiming apparnet surprise at your partners intentions or making exagerated claims about your own morality. e.g. Not before i'm married!

Added points are available for 'shuffles' acheved later into a given encounter and for gaslighting the individual into believing that expectations of sex where delusionally created by them.

Chin 1: I saw you leave with Tanya last night. Any action?
Chin 2: Nah bro, she fulham shuffled me. Hard!
Chin 1: How so?
Chin 2: I wasnt that interested tbh but she spent all night talking about how she gives the best blowjobs and she couldnt wait to show me.

Eventually we got to mine, we kissed a little and half naked on her knees looking up at me with my cock in her hand she goes. 'What!, you think we are hooking up! I'm not that kind of girl. Arrh, men are such pigs!' and storms out.

Chin 1: Damn bro, you got shuggled hard!
Chin 2: Thats not even the worst of it. She's been messaging me all day asking when I'm taking her on a date!
Chin 1: Ha ha ha! You have to stop dating Fulham girls, they crazy!
Chin 2: Preach!

by Curious Beast August 31, 2023