A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."
I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.
by Xicer October 9, 2008
Get the Barnham's Lawmug. by Sakurakage June 26, 2023
Get the Sonephew-in-lawmug. Person 1: “well actually if you think about it, that’s really hypocritical”
Person 2: “You know, this is a perfect example of Gurtinkurt’s law”
Person 2: “You know, this is a perfect example of Gurtinkurt’s law”
by Queella February 9, 2021
Get the Gurtinkurt’s lawmug. by Dr. ThunderBeast January 21, 2015
Get the Non-lawsmug. by this handle is not in use July 20, 2022
Get the Tynan's Lawmug. Blogger's Law: as soon as you finally post something, glaring errors will appear.
A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
A derivative of Murphy's Law, the Blogger's law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. In spite of all human and machine-assisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
Aspiring writer: I finally published our latest blog post!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
Editor: I'm not thrilled, did you account for the Blogger's Law?
Suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! I swear the headline had no typos before I hit publish!
by Trust me, I internetted once. August 1, 2017
Get the Blogger's Lawmug. When 2 or more people are walking/sauntering side by side across a hallway or walkway, impeding the progress of those around them.
I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.
We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.
We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.
by Hufflepriest January 31, 2019
Get the Law-and-orderingmug.