Human Lasagna 

Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna

Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?

Human Lasagna by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

human syringe 

The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.

Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..

human syringe by Brown-sugar-beauty October 1, 2019

Human Beyblade 

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.

"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"

Human Beyblade by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021

Himanshu 

Himanshu is one with the biggest cock in the room. Ever heard of the phrase "elephant in the room"?? Well that elephant is this Sigma male's dick.
He is the one who will become pirate king after becoming Hokage( and surpassing God Naruto) .
He is the one who gets more ass then the toilet seat.
He is a ladykiller (for legal reasons please assume this line is said metaphorically and not literally).
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Fuck me Himanshu, I've been a very bad girl today.

Himanshu by Ifuckrabbits November 23, 2021

Orange Human 

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.

That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.

Orange Human by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009

Awesome Human Being 

An awesome being is clearly someone who is, well awesome!

Yale: Woah!
Sal: IKR, an awesome human being!
Nathan: WTF IS GOING ON, YOU ALIENS

Awesome Human Being by MeteorCoder April 11, 2019

real life human being 

Real life human being...
Means a human being that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes...and is not a computer....

When i take the time to call a business /service company that i pay a monthly bill to...i expect to discuss my questions/concerns with a real life human being....a real llfe human being....who is a human being ...that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes and is not a computer...instead of me getting pissed off at a computer....that has no ears... to hear me speak slowly...ever...i think customer service is person to person....and all persons deserve a job....not a computer...

real life human being by PRETTY IN COPPER July 18, 2017