Noun. Mouth, i.e. the orifice one ought to be using for eating cake rather than talking shit. From the British slang cakehold, a vulgarity in the 50s or 60s. Now recognized as a very juvenile colloquialism. See also pie-hole.
Nickname of the Icelandic volcano responsible for spewing massive ash clouds during an eruption in April 2010 grounding multiple flights over Europe. Eyjafjallajoekull, the real name of the volcano, is nearly unpronounceable by people who don't speak the Icelandic language.
The airlines are saying to disgruntled stranded customers, "The Ash Hole is an act of God. It's not like anyone can stop a volcano. Except maybe Al Gore."
Ummmmm.... Ay-jah-fah-yall-a-joe-coo? Whatever. The Ash Hole.
The direct opposite of a black hole. Whereas a black hole always sucks up matter, white holes always spew out matter. Just like wormholes, they're mathematically possible, but they don't exist in the real universe. At least, not in the dimensions we can perceive... Bwuhahahaha! *Twilight Zone music kicks in*