Fried Hair

When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.

Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!

by emofailure July 9, 2016

Ugly Hair

It is so ugly that only a mom could love it, but she actually hates it!

No one likes your ugly hair kid!

by Mr. BlaBla dudie July 1, 2019

birdnest hair

Type of hair that gets knots easily or the type of hair that is very hard to handle with. Or it can be used as an insult .

Poor gaby , she has birdnest hair , it must be so hard to take care of her hair. or , oof look at her hair it looks like a birdnest hahahahahahaha

by Kxrli December 14, 2017

Hair bun

A Hair bun is what your girl puts her hair in when she wants to give head.

Mop - “I’m finna get head, cuz she put her hair ... in a Hair bun.

by Kappy kapp February 25, 2020

Hair hole

The place on ones head where the hair parts. Often seen as a private place that is looked at with consent or looked at to make someone uncomfortable.

Chance has a very inflamed Hair hole. He hates it when people point out his inflamed Hair hole and hates when others try to lick it.

by Alice kates February 28, 2020

Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

by SteelReserve August 18, 2013

Bunga Hair

Very thick, curly, frizzy, massively tangled up hair that resembles a Brillo pad or steel wool..the kind of hair that no one wants and will go to just about any extreme to change it. Humidity is it's worst enemy as it makes it frizz upward and sideways.

Steve: Hey Matt, look!! There goes that chic with the Bunga Hair...
Matt: Ahhhhh, man...what a mess, do you think she has crows nesting in it?
Steve: I thought I saw a crow eating a snake but it was actually a rat eating an eggplant...
Matt: Wow...that's some really Bunga Hair!!

by Jazzi Black May 8, 2012