Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

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Gooch

The perineum, usually in people with penises.

I had to have electrolysis all over my gooch before GRS.

by Took the red pill (Premarin) March 8, 2023

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Gochujangphobia

The gut wrenching fear of gochujang (Korean chili paste).

Person 1: yo who would win in a fight, Jawny or Sayboss?
Person 2: WTF? Anyway, have you seen my gochujang
Person 1: *starts trembling in fear”
Person 3: Oh he most definitely got gochujangphobia

by Cornelius223 March 12, 2023

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Gooch Hudson

Man 1: "Hey man, how are you doing right now? I haven't been able to reach you lately"
Man 2: "Gooch Hudson"
Man 1: "What?"

by truefeman March 20, 2023

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Gonch

To fool someone into believing that a non-existent movie or show is real. Derived from a meme that went viral on Tumblr. The joke was to fool others into believing that the movie Goncharov (1973) was a real film directed by Martin Scorsese, when in fact, the film does not exist and is completely made up.

"This movie doesn't exist, I think they're trying to Gonch us."

"Oh no, I think we've been Gonched."

by Pinkhairedpersonwithpronouns March 25, 2023

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