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free funk

A musical style that mixes the freedom of jazz with the rhythm of funk.
That Muruga lays down th' mean free funk. Free Funk is th' shit!
by Dr. Funkenbass March 12, 2005
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free swingin

Freeballin. When a guy goes without underwear in shorts that show his vpl (visible penis line) or his dick is visibly flopping around. It's especially common among jocks at the gym, or when playing basketball or volleyball.
Poof: Damn, all those boys are free swingin!
by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006
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Free-boobin

The art of free-boobing it; in other words not wearing a bra under your garments in a public setting, or in other terms pulling an anal
Damnit lana are you free-boobin it today? WE'RE IN FUCKING PUBLIC.
by AnalShhh September 7, 2009
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free flopping

When a girl, specifically with large breasts, goes around in public or semi public without a bra on.
Whitney: "Alley, you are totally free flopping. I can see your nips and everything"

Alley: "Oh shit! I totally forgot! I'll go put a hoodie on to cover them up"
by cjones94 September 21, 2011
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Free Range Human

A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.
Have you meet Kelly she's a free range human , graphic designer
by Treeoflife November 5, 2017
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Absolutely Free

The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost
1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$

2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked
by The one #3 October 26, 2009
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you wastin; my free txts

when someone sends a short word txt to you even though u have free txt
sent: im sorry i cnt go out 2day i have 2 work

recieved: o

sent: ugh you wastin; my free txts wit that shit
by d.r.a.e. March 4, 2009
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