Pucker Factor

When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.

EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.

by Jay Dog February 2, 2010

Factory Sealed

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.

Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.

by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008

cheese factor

a really gay something... concept, show, whatever. it is the level of cheeseyness therein.

The cheese factor of the Power Rangers is high, so dont watch that shit, B.

by linds May 9, 2004

Fart Factory

Despite other false definitions, a FART-FACTORY is an anus. Fart-Factory usually refers a female asshole.

"Fuck me in the Fart Factory!"

"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!

by TudFantasy February 4, 2010

Foltor

1. hero in Irish myth who helped Finn MacCuil rescue his companions from the underworld

2. an awesome tracker or navigator

All those guys in Search and Rescue are total foltors!

by foltor September 2, 2005

factory fart

A fart that has a distinctly artificial odour. Often Atributed to a bad diet of E-numbers, confectionary and flavoured milkshakes.

pooh, someones unwell, I smell a factory fart, or the egg-flan factory is washing out it's drains again...

by nick packer October 10, 2007

factorie

a shop that is cheap and good quality. was popular in 2015

all the girls chill after school at factorie

by $Unkown$ October 25, 2016