Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.
Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.
by TreeWeezel October 24, 2011
Get the fat chancemug. Most fat people named Andrew are Indian and fat obviously. So fat that you wonder if he ate a farm and everything in it. (Including the farmer.) (Also fat.)
by Subjectivesap doooomeeee April 16, 2017
Get the fat andrewmug. Fat Kids are (as the name suggests) fat. They play Fortnite and eat chips in their rooms all day, and have no friends.
They are extremely lazy, and most of the time don’t realize how fat they are. Fat kids like to avoid sports. One example of a fat kid is me. I have no life, and spend my time writing fucking retarded posts on Urban Dictionary.
Why I say this is if you were to look at me, you’d think “Holy shit he’s so fat”. And I don’t blame you for it. In fact, I implore you to think stuff like that. You see, when you’re the fat kid, you take pride in your gigantic thighs and your large shins that jiggle as you walk. You take pride in your double chins that become even more noticable when you make literally any facial impression at all. You take pride in your man boobs and your belly that gets the shirt stuck onto it, and all your fat rolls and waves that form in your belly whenever you move show perfectly. You take pride in your huge ass that flops from side to side as you run.
Because you see, I’m a fat kid. And I’m proud to be a fucking lazy ass bitch who’s fat ass just keeps growing and growing and his massive wavelike belly just keeps growing and growing and his entire fucking awesome body just keeps getting bigger and bigger until you get all the attraction you so desire in school, in public, and even other amazing fat kids that you can befriend.
Be proud of who you are, because everyone’s fucking amazing. 😎
They are extremely lazy, and most of the time don’t realize how fat they are. Fat kids like to avoid sports. One example of a fat kid is me. I have no life, and spend my time writing fucking retarded posts on Urban Dictionary.
Why I say this is if you were to look at me, you’d think “Holy shit he’s so fat”. And I don’t blame you for it. In fact, I implore you to think stuff like that. You see, when you’re the fat kid, you take pride in your gigantic thighs and your large shins that jiggle as you walk. You take pride in your double chins that become even more noticable when you make literally any facial impression at all. You take pride in your man boobs and your belly that gets the shirt stuck onto it, and all your fat rolls and waves that form in your belly whenever you move show perfectly. You take pride in your huge ass that flops from side to side as you run.
Because you see, I’m a fat kid. And I’m proud to be a fucking lazy ass bitch who’s fat ass just keeps growing and growing and his massive wavelike belly just keeps growing and growing and his entire fucking awesome body just keeps getting bigger and bigger until you get all the attraction you so desire in school, in public, and even other amazing fat kids that you can befriend.
Be proud of who you are, because everyone’s fucking amazing. 😎
Dude 1: Hey, look at fat ass over there.
Dude 2: What about him?
Dude 1: Watch this...
*Dude 1 walks over to me*
Dude 1: Yooo! Nice shirt.
Me: Thanks.
Dude 1: How much did it cost?
Me: Well, it costed a lot because my huge fat belly is just too huge and awesome to try to cover up.
Dude 1: ...
*I slap my belly and it jiggles a lot*
*Dude 1 walks away*
Dude 1: He’s such an awesome fat kid..
Dude 2: Yep.
(TRUE STORY XD)
Dude 2: What about him?
Dude 1: Watch this...
*Dude 1 walks over to me*
Dude 1: Yooo! Nice shirt.
Me: Thanks.
Dude 1: How much did it cost?
Me: Well, it costed a lot because my huge fat belly is just too huge and awesome to try to cover up.
Dude 1: ...
*I slap my belly and it jiggles a lot*
*Dude 1 walks away*
Dude 1: He’s such an awesome fat kid..
Dude 2: Yep.
(TRUE STORY XD)
by EpicMan11232 May 24, 2019
Get the Fat Kidmug. by CharlesA December 28, 2005
Get the fat manmug. 1) "Bitch that is one fat arse!"
2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."
2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."
by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005
Get the Fat arsemug. A big ginormous boy with man titis.Also a person who refers to them self as chubby, big bone, fluffy.With a funny name usually named after a charicter off south park
person 1:hey i want some of that pizza
person 2:No fat boy
person 1:im not fat im just big bones
person 2:No ur a fat ass now sit down n shut the fuck up
person 1:Fine i wanted donuts anyway
person 2:No fat boy
person 1:im not fat im just big bones
person 2:No ur a fat ass now sit down n shut the fuck up
person 1:Fine i wanted donuts anyway
by Mz.Pooh.Babii November 5, 2007
Get the fat boymug. by Shoop da whoop February 13, 2009
Get the fat rollsmug.