fathertion

When the father is against abortion
Abort the father;)

A:"I think I'm going to have an abortion"
B:"No that's murder"
A:"This is a simple case of fathertion it can be solved easily"
B: "How?".. "Babe?.. Babe where are you going...??"

by tralbunnybubbles November 18, 2020

father

a person who went missing

my father went out for milk

by ajkldskjldassdjkal December 14, 2020

Father Brown

When someone pulls a "Father Brown", the person uses a really long, complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder, when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner pulled a "Father Brown" for his side of the story for his wife's death.

by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020

father

a male figure that leaves when his child is born

your father is gone on some pimp shit

by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020

father

1. The person that probably produced you as a sperm
2. A supposed religious god/goddess
3. The nickname of the founder of Best Korea

1. My father likes potatoes
2. Our father isn't taking the China Virus seriously
3. We should bless the father for his doings in Best Korea

by imananonymoususer February 23, 2021

Father

A father is someone who cares for a child such a feeding the child.

Damien was his father.

by Dcde April 2, 2021

Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.

My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?

by Dickriderking May 11, 2021