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dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.
Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.
by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015
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cake face

when a girl has too much makeup on
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Cabbage face

The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight
by Harry m8s December 13, 2016
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cookie-faced

term coined by rapper Busdriver, meaning high off of weed.
Cookie-faced about to go through security
by fmasters September 2, 2019
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Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018
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Snorkel face

When the guy has a boner, the girl holds it pointing toward the ceiling and places her top lip near the head and sloooowllly moves it down toward the balls. Her top lip gets caught on the dick shaft and flips upward, her mouth looking like she's wearing a snorkel mask. When she talks with her lip pulled upwards it looks how it would if she was talking wearing a snorkel mask.
Bobby (to Mikey): Dude, Cindy snorkel faced me last night.

Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?

Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"

And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.
by JAIMLEY February 13, 2020
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Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.
Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.
by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020
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