Fauxlosophy

The imparting of make belief wisdom, spiritual advice and meaningless waffle, usually given by vacuous self absorbed 'influencers' via a social media platform. Generally accompanied by a bikini clad pose in some exotic location and/ or a generic borderline inspirational quote, borrowed from a slightly more creative part time yoga teacher/ uber driver/ photographer/ long boarder/ spiritualist. On occasion a real quote from a real philosopher may be used but often in the incorrect context.

“Life takes you to unexpected places, love brings you home”

Thankful for every moment I get to spend home. Even the quick trips like this make my heart smile. I appreciate every little moment with my family and friends and thankful for those truck rides down old country roads, loving from my horses and many days and night on this beautiful lake. Home is good for the soul✨ "

Correct response: "Shut up Amber with your fauxlosophy, you fucking nitwit"
Incorrect response: "aww babe you are so cute" followed by countless fire emojis

by Calum with one L November 8, 2019

Fat as fuck

Someone in that is really overweight

Dude your homey is 450lbs, he is fat as fuck

by Breaking dancing on cardboard December 19, 2019

fanasco

A humiliating incident that is essentially the same as a fiasco but is on national TV.

After the fanasco of the champagne stealing.

by champagne stealer January 17, 2020

Farisha

pretty, sexy, smart and independent

she must be Farisha!

by anonymous August 26, 2021

fastest growing army on the internet

greg

greg - fastest growing army on the internet

by crustytoes420 August 14, 2022

finger farm

Putting three or more fingers into a woman's vagina.

Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside of her.

or

How was your date last night? Finger farm?

by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007

periscope fart

When you press your butt against a hard, flat-surfaced chair and fart, but there is no place for the gas to escape except up the crack of your ass. and out at the top.

Dude, I laid the biggest periscope fart in detention. I press my butt cheeks against the hard chair and farted and the gas came bubbling up the crack of my ass and peeked out at the top!

by Stagmen June 20, 2017