Golden Experience

A stand that can grow a tree

"Using my stand, Golden Experience, I will grow a tree. But not just any tree, a healing herb tree."

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 6, 2020

Dora the Explorer

A stupid kid that is high on weed(Fo sho) and mentally retarded(IQ:19). There is evidence of this. For example, every single day of her life, she travels to 3 different places with a talking backpack, a talking map, and a talking monkey. Also, if you ever see her, you will not miss her horrible eyesight. She uses a computer mouse instead of wearing dark sunglasses and using a cane to find her way through to the third location. Did you see what I wrote? I wrote A FUCKING COMPUTER MOUSE. Very strange. Signs of hallucinations have been reported. Like a talking EVRYTIHNING and a dumb hustler(stealer) named swiper. She says,"swiper no swiping", most of the time. She acts like she is in some sort of different place than where she is in reality(the doctors at the mental hospital have problems with her. Like when she falling on the stairs. Strangely, she doesn't feel it.).

Dora the Explorer: Say Backpack!
Doctor: Please, dora this is urgent, we cannot play right now.
Dora: Louder!
Dora:Yay backpack!
Doctor:Get the shots, NOW!
Dora:Can you find my LSD?
Dora:Good job!
Doctor 2: I just injected her! She's still calm! WTF?!
Dora: We did it horray!
Doctor: HOLY SHIT, DORA!! Thats the WINDOW!!!!
*Rest in IQ D.Explorer.*

by paper man September 5, 2008

expect the unexpected

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

by Light Joker August 8, 2004

experian

Credit Bureau formerly known as TRW. Satan.

Consumer: You screwed my credit rating!
XPN: No we didn't...the computer did!
Consumer: Fuck you (hangs up).
XPN (to other XPN): What's a four letter word for Consumer?
XPN: Ummm...DATA!!!!!!!

by File One March 12, 2004

full experience

when you have reached the top and can't possibly get anything that would further enhance the experience.

shut up carl, you haven't reached the full experience...

by rillzzor June 14, 2010

seaford oyster bay expressway 135

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

Titty Explosion

(verb.) When one's titties pop out of one's shirt, bra, or swim suit top unexpectedly revealing nipple and all. All witnesses are quite pleased in this situation.

(adj.) describes a situation or event that is so completely bitchin and astonishing that it renders one incapable of completing sentences. It is all that can be uttered.

Ted: "That was the best pizza I've ever put in my mouth."
Bill: "Dude, titty explosion."

by JAMITIN69 May 3, 2011