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flat egg

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then squished.
"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."
by CToso69 May 29, 2016
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Egg

Someone that can't do anything right and has a large head.
Dude, you're such an egg!
by cartier5 August 10, 2017
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Cadbury Cream Egg

When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.
is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.
by Rebecca J. Black June 7, 2011
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egg in a bun

Scrotal rotting

An unfortunate case in which a gentlemen's scrotal region begins to wither and rot.
The smell of Neil's egg in a bun lingered for weeks
by Big Jake 'n' Wawa January 14, 2008
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Dog Egg

A term used to describe something that is 'not good' or 'bad'.

Commonly used as a replacement for the swear word, 'Sh*t'.
That movie was so 'Dog Egg'.

Her breath smelt like 'Dog Egg'.
by tweemo1 November 10, 2012
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Egg

A person who is white on the outside and yellow on the inside.
These girls often find themselves surrounded by asians because of their fascination with cuteness and the transformation begins.
The guys often get drawn into asian circles because they share interests such as j-rock, gaming or just being plain nerdy.
You can often spot them surrounded by asians. They are may be addicted to dramas or gaming. The girls may be surrounded by cute things such as phone charms, asian plushies or bows in their hair. The guys often have j-rock hair.
They also know alot of asian celebritys, more than bananas (asians who are yellow on the outside and white on the inside)would know.
These people are often rejecte by their own race because they like asia too much.
Person 1: Damn that white girl is kawaii
Person: Yeah, but you can see by the charms hanging off of her phone she's a total egg.
by yomotherrrr June 3, 2009
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golden egg

a) at any given company or place of business, the most role-model, loyal, well behaved, well employee who is also the hardest to replace when the latter either leaves the company, retires, or is killed (either homicide by another disgruntled employee or other reasons)

b) (at a strip club or nude modeling agency): the most in-demand stripper or model who is so hard to replace that the club or modeling agency wouldn`t be the same without them.
the definition b) of golden egg comes from the Facebook game Criminal Case where, in case #17, Rozalia Davidov, actually describes Emma Ternon as a golden egg
by Sexydimma August 25, 2014
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