Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.

(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.

by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

Dick diver

Some one who loves diving for dick , head first.

That Todd Maney is a real dick diver.

by Maxpowers269u July 21, 2023

swan dive

what bakugo wanted deku to take off the roof of the building

“Why don’t you just take a swan dive off the roof of the building?

by scifiny July 26, 2023

Chief Diversity Officer

A job to be a black person

Chief Diversity Officers are useless

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 30, 2023

Nerd divergent

Champions of intellectual diversity, these individuals, including those with ADHD or autism, celebrate their unique cognitive pathways. Embracing the quirks and strengths, they navigate the vast landscape of knowledge in their distinctive way.

Amidst the discussion on learning styles, Sarah proudly identifies as a Nerd Divergent, embracing her ADHD and navigating the world of knowledge with creativity and passion

by groovypucks December 16, 2023

Gustav Dieker

He is a hot young man. if you find a Gustav Dieker you will fall in love with him but when you get to know him you will become suicidal.

Gustav Dieker likes to cum on the toilet and blame it on his dad

by Gustav Larson March 26, 2024