Daffy Ducking the Camel

Titty fucking a pregnant woman who is pregnant with another man's child.

"Dude, I went over to Sheila's the other day...yeah, I was totally Daffy Ducking the Camel...I wonder if she's going to have a boy or a girl."

In old cartoons, Daffy Duck was seen riding atop of the camel's hump. Therefore, when I was titty fucking a pregnant chick the other day, I had to be atop of her bump, much like daffy so long ago.

by Daffy Ducking April 3, 2011

Rubber Ducking

Chilling in your bath tub with a bunch of rubber ducks.

I’m rubber ducking bro.

by Oxfordloafers June 10, 2020

good hard dicking

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.

"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."

by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017

Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004

dicking around

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

kitchen-dickin'

verb; can be used interchangably with any verb in a sentence

I was kitchen-dickin' that ho last night on the counter-top" Did you see that guy kitchen-dickin' it on the stairs? or "What are you up to?" "Oh just kitchen-dickin' it."

by jen and erik December 21, 2003

Rope Dicking

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

by kdod October 7, 2012