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December Dump

1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.

2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.
Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.
by TayHawk December 17, 2010
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Deceptafunk

A style of alternative hip-hop incorperating cartoonish violence and science fiction based lyrics with club style hip hop beats. While comparable to Acid Rap, Deceptafunk isn't nearly as dark and isn't intended to scare anyone as much as entertain.
If you combine G Funk, Acid Rap, and a bunch of cheesy horror movies, you get Deceptafunk.
by Awesome Ty June 11, 2006
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dececious

A combination of the words deceitful and facetious. Using a truthful and/or sarcastic statement to perpetuate a mistruth.

Letting someone believe what they want to believe
"So did you end up going home with that guy I have a crush on last night?"

Honest answer "We left the party early, went back to his place, fooled around for a while but I was home pretty early."

Dececious answer "He was cute, but not really my type. I was tucked up in my own bed by one"
by KristyGrl August 20, 2006
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Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
by dorktron March 15, 2011
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Decemberify

To make something more christmasy. Usually by adding christmas related objects such as a christmas tree, christmas lights, or other ornaments.
Person #1: Want to come help me decemberify my house?

Person #2: What dude?

Person #1: You know decemberify?

Person #2: No

Person #1: LOL, it means to decorate it with christmas stuff so it looks more christmasy!

Person #2: Awesome
by ILoveDomo:D November 29, 2011
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Decepticunt

A female who is significantly less attractive at close proximity than she initially appears from a distance.
- Do you think I should go talk to that bodacious babe over there?

- Nah, man, that's a decepticunt if I ever saw one. It might be just a shadow, but I'm pretty sure her whole face is concave.

- Bummer.
by Stormageddon, Bane of the West February 21, 2012
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Decemburns

The month after Movember when after you cut off your November mustache you are left with a great pair of sideburns. Usually more accepted by the spouse or "sigfig" ( significant figure ) in a relationship
With Movember drawing to a close Suzy was happy to see Billy sporting a rather fine pair of Decemburns rather than that nasty ass moustache he was not rockin.
by HipCzech January 13, 2013
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