bumpty dance

To bump fuzzies with another.
The act of humping.

I could not walk or shit right for a week after kevin and I did the bumpty dance.

by Jaclyn Decarlo August 17, 2006

dirt dance

The condition of being dead.

"I heard your grandmother is doing the dirt dance. She was a good woman"

by MRK March 24, 2006

Dance Marathon

There are hundreds of schools nation wide that participate in Dance Marathon. Dance Marathon is designed to help raise money for the Children's Miracle Network by having its participants dance for 26+ hours straight. While the purpose of the event is to raise money FTK, For The Kids, most of the time, the event serves as an excuse for fake ass facey Greeks to be excused from school, work, and exams for a little over 24 hours. 99.9% of DM participants will be seen hopping around drunk as fuck in a tutu and a frat tank, screaming FTK at the top of their lungs, when half of them don't even know what FTK stands for.

Dance Marathon is facey as fuck.

by captainchaselong March 14, 2015

Jetson's Dance

The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.

Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.

Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.

Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.

by Jimmy Tittlebits June 21, 2009

endzone dance

The celebratory ritual of dance, preformed by football players after scoring a touchdown.

Terrell Owens performed a ridiculously absurd endzone dance, despite his team trailing by 3 touchdowns.

by Michael Vincent August 19, 2007

brake dancing

the rapid succession of brake taps that one unconsciously gives when you're blasting a hot beat and you roll up to a stop sign/red light, giving the illusion that your car is dancing.

Driver: "hell yea. this my jam. WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN SCREAMING AHHHHH HEY-EY-EY… I'M SO PAID!"

Co-pilot: Yo dude. you wanna stop brake dancing. i'm trying to eat my Baconator here.

by Big Oliver March 14, 2009

Dick Dance

The result of a male orgasm without any active stimulation. As the penis struggles to relieve itself during climax, it bops and twitches while ejaculating semen.

Right when I was about to cum, Jasmen pulled her hands away so she could watch my dick dance.

by Difference Maker March 17, 2008