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Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.
AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.
by Mathsbot November 4, 2021
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Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
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on dave

"thats on dave?"
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Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.
“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”
by Dodgy Dave (wants sex) September 11, 2021
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His ai dave

A way to signal to someone that you have aids as "his ai Dave" is a anagram for I have auds
Person 1: hey bro did you hear His ai dave

Person 2: ohhh shit you should go see a doctor
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Dirty Dave

When you shit on a chest in a sexual or pleasing matter.
Harry dirty daved Rebecca and she came 69 times out on f the immense pleasure
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Dave-An

A man named Dave who secretly wants to be a woman, brought on by the feelings of seeing his doppelganger of the opposite sex (Megan). Combination of the name Dave and Megan.
Man, Dave has really made a good gender transition to Dave-An.
by -Wilf- September 24, 2021
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