Meat Curtains

The point when a women has sex so much that her vagina turn into meat curtains.

Hey Jenna I heard u got some saggy Meat Curtains under those short shorts.

by JakeTheSnake155 October 7, 2009

It's curtains

When you shit on someone say this

It's curtains kid

by It's Ebola kid August 7, 2016

beef curtain

labia majora that appear beeflike

I had to slap that beef curtain like I was makin' some steak.

by J-Loco March 12, 2007

meat curtains

a very sloppy, fatty, and saggy vagina

man 1: oh god what is that!?

man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich

man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?

man 2: ha meat curtains

by phantom1 June 21, 2009

Gay Curtain

A phenomenon notable in communal bathrooms, the Gay Curtain is the tendency of a curtain in a shower to resist attempts to stick it to the shower wall. This leaves a small space in the coverage provided by the curtain, leaving the individual inside exposed to the outside world.

That shower on the left has a Gay Curtain, and the bloody door to the hall is right across from it.

by P-hill November 3, 2006

beef curtain

Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.

I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!

by McLardy August 31, 2007

Curtis

Some Ass hole with no friends except for some short punk.

Look at that Ginger, Totally a Curtis.

by Chucklesisgood March 31, 2017