african crab

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid

Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts

by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016

Crab-a-corn

When you go down on a guy, pinch his inner thighs with your hands, and fondle his balls with your mouth. His dick is rested on the forhead creating a unicorn apperance.

Dude i totally got a chick to crab-a-corn the fuck out of me yesterday. Was so hot.

by Mayglayla August 30, 2016

crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.

I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.

by Equipe05 February 8, 2017

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020

crab hole

Infected butthole

Crab hole is an inverted butthole

by RanchEatrr2003 January 20, 2020

lil crab

A very hotterer girl that can rap.

Man1: Yo have you heard her rap ?

Man2: yeah bro she a lil crab.

by Cumher servher January 27, 2020

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020