catch a feel

to feel someone up. sometimes by accident. other times by grabbing breasts or packages.

girl 1: Lastnight we were at this keg party and guess what he tried to do?
girl 2: what?
girl 1: he tried to catch a feel up my skirt, soo awkward.

by ITSMEYOURMOM October 9, 2008

Coach K Chicken

A form of fried chicken created by Beatrice Middleton. Done by marinating the chicken in blueberry juice, thus imparting a blue color and sweet flavor. It is often eaten before Duke games to get into the mood to win. It was named after Duke basketball coach Mike "Coach K" Krzyzewski. Beatrice just happens to be friends with him being an alumnus of Duke herself.

Beatrice: Hey honey, are you hungry? I'm fixing you some Coach K Chicken. This is devilishly delicious!

Bryant: How do you make it? It looks like it tastes good.

Beatrice: You marinate the chicken in blueberry juice. It makes it sweet. Turns it a really pretty shade of blue, too. (screaming) GO BLUE DEVILS!

Coach K: Well if it isn't Beatrice Middleton herself. I hear you're making my chicken. I'm pretty hungry. The boys just had a big game. We smashed NC State good!

Beatrice: Okay, its almost done. (fries the chicken) Here, try this. See what you think of it.

(Coach K and Bryant try the chicken)

Bryant: Wow! This blueberry juice really pops. Its like a blueberry in my mouth.

Coach K: Good one, Beatrice! I haven't had this in a long time. I'm gonna have to teach the guys how to make this.

Beatrice: Well, if Coach K likes it, everyone will! This Gunny Granny sure can cook! Hey, there's a Duke game on. Let's take it in the living room, boys. This is going to be sweet. This is one kickin' chicken!

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 18, 2011

Catch Chains

The Day You A Person Gets Transferred To Prison While In County Jail.

"While In Jail"He Caught Chains Last Night. He Already Got Sentenced To Prison, He's Probably Going To Catch Chains Any Day.

by Jay210210 May 16, 2011

Deadliest Catch

A woman who has no business wearing fishnet stockings but wears them anyway.

"Dude, did you see that fat chick in the fishnets?"
"Yeah, she's the deadliest catch"

by josev October 26, 2012

coach

A hilarious sitcom starring the legendary Craig T. Nelson, the hilarious Jerry Van Dyke, and the underrated Bill Fagerbakke.

While Coach was on, I pissed my pants laughing at Luther's hilarious antics.

by Savatage September 3, 2006

Catch 22

A situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to attain because of a set of inherently illogical rules

The following is a rather common Catch 22,

Conservatives usually claim one of two things about liberals:
1) They're so open-minded their brains have fallen out
2) They're close-minded hypocrites who are only tolerant of opinions they agree with.
Clearly, these two points of view cannot be reconciled. Therefore I've dubbed it the Anti-Liberal Catch-22.
I mean, which one is it then? Overly open minded idiots or closed-minded hypocrites?
Make up your minds, conservatives!

by Submitters of Words June 23, 2011

catch me in the next town

an expression meaning, find me at the nearest gay club and wait in the bathroom for me.

i was walking down the street in my hot pants and some guy in a car yelled " yo baby catch me in the next town" so i got my condom and went down to the club.

by madeleine rinker May 26, 2008