Benjamin Colson William humor

Typically funny, comparable to Ismael William Diaz Humor. Fat, but humorous.

Singing down the mic while your friends try to do anything on a game is Benjamin Colson William humor.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

Luh Corbo

The best rapper sweeping the nation. Luh Corbo is also extremely hot and skibidi rizz gyatt Duke Dennis.

“Hey man. Have you listened to Luh Corbo yet?”
“Yeah, I nearly creamed my jorts listening to Federal.”

by anonymous December 20, 2023

Virtual Console

Fancy Word for "Official Emulation"

Virtual Console

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 30, 2023

Lamar Consolidated High School

Founded in 1949, Located in the Small Town of Rosenberg, Texas, This school was once the best place to receive and education. It slowly became the shithole it is today. It is overran by wanna-be hood niggas and hot Cheeto bitches; autistic theatre niggas, etc. The football team is absolutely dogshit. Lamar Niggas have way too much pride. Don’t talk shit about there school.

John: “Did you hear about Lamar Consolidated High School?”

Jimmy: Man, don’t get me started on those Bebe Ass Niggas.

by Flaco69 December 31, 2023

dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

by dagnel June 12, 2024

Ken Carson

Who is Ken Carson?

For the blind, he's light.

For the hungry, he's bread.

For the sick, he's the cure.

For the sad, he's joy.

For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.

Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.

by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024

cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.

Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.

by QuacksO March 29, 2024